I just praise the Lord above
that I am not a Johnson.
Far as I can tell Woody and Sale
are kookoo and now we
(who actually couldn't care less)
learn that both Libet 55, and Casey 26
and bonkers, too.

It would appear from reading
Page Six today that both
band aid heiresses are doing
the horizontal mambo with
John Dee, the ex-husband of
Lara Flynn Boyle.

Reading their quotes and
the excerpted e-mails that
brilliant Richard printed today
it is nearly impossible to say
who is worse Libet or Casey.

Discounting Casey's pain
of thinking that a guy
she considers her boyfriend
is actually boinking her aunt,
Libet writes to Dee by email

"Let's let the storm die down a little.
She'll buy another dog and move on,
I'm sure. Best, Libet."

But then Casey, who it would appear
talked to Richard by phone
mentions that she doesn't blame Dee
because "Young guys are easily seducible.
An old woman with a lot of mone
is a very powerful aphrodisiac."
Ouch.

Personally I blame Libet and Dee

On another note, Richard is now calling
Britney Spears Plump ex-pop tart.
That gotta hurt the bare footed
Mrs. K-Fed